loser

loser
1. (loser) (9267↑, 1896↓)
A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead. As seen in the image above.

Use your right hand, [fucktard], so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.

Author: Richard Munch http://loser.urbanup.com/926352
2. (loser) (4964↑, 1726↓)
loser – n. A person who has fallen off the social ladder, climbed down the social ladder, jumped off the social ladder, or just never bothered to climb the social ladder in the first place. Upon arrival on the ground, losers begin to befriend fellow groundlings and realize how much fun a person can have when gravity isn’t an issue. It is perfectly acceptable to insult losers, because they have nowhere to fall to and it won’t hurt much. They will end up laughing about it later, anyways. Every now and then, a loser will glance at the top of the social ladder, but it is never long before they realize how pointless and stupid the top of the ladder is.

person: you're a loser and a nerd, i hate you. loser: ok

3. (Loser) (3586↑, 1280↓)
Not a winner.

I won. You lost. You are a loser.

4. (loser) (3193↑, 1009↓)
A word used by many idiots to make them feel better about themselves while laughing at the misfortunes of many people who are many times 1. Depressed 2. Unable to raise their social status 3. Have gone through many hardships 4. Will probably be virgins for a LONG time 5. Have been tormented about being losers for all their life and don't need to hear any more bull shit.

Hey why do you have a right to complain about someone who is a loser if you aren't? So shut up

5. (Loser) (3204↑, 1092↓)
Apparently it's anyone who doesn't spend all his time and money at the bar every night, someone who doesn't feel the need to get laid every five seconds, anyone who doesn't make a million dollars a day, someone who's at home for more than two hours a day, anyone over the age of 12 who still lives at home with his parents, and anyone who's ever touched a computer or videogame.

What do you mean you're not going out tonight? You must be some loser without a life

6. (Loser) (2465↑, 1234↓)
A person who is extremely cool and happy with themselves, yet looked down upon for being different. Just because someone is a loser doesn't mean they are not cool. The cool part about being a loser is getting to admit you are one.

Losers are cool.

7. (loser) (1940↑, 1028↓)
Someone who generally sucks at life.

Mr.FunSocks is a loser.

Author: OMGIPWNEDYUO http://loser.urbanup.com/180614
8. (loser) (721↑, 395↓)
Generally speaking, the smart, creative kids in high school. The ones who do things actually worthwhile rather than tossing a football around and dressing like clones. They don't care about being popular and this pisses the popular people off. Losers tend to be very open minded and caring individuals. As opposed to the superficial, judgemental jocks. Additionally, losers are the real winners of life. After enduring four years of bullshit they get to enjoy a long life of prosperity. It's the opposite for the dipshit jocks who fucked around in school. Its a fair trade off, if you ask me.

Ultimately, most losers will succeed in life.

9. (loser) (397↑, 121↓)
a fat guy who spends the majority of his time dicking around on internet message boards. Also chases women on the internet only to be rejected by a woman who lives 1000 miles away and then try to get revenge on women who dont want him. Yucky, stay away from this type.

that loser is 26 and can't get a date.

10. (loser) (295↑, 21↓)
A loser is a person who parties everyday, smokes pot 24/7, takes vicodin 24/7, smokes, doesn't want to get a job, doesn't have a drivers licence, and plays MW2 a lot.

Example: loser: Hey dude lets party and get wasted. dude: But its Monday you fucking alcoholic piece of shit.

Author: stonerkiller100 http://loser.urbanup.com/4958545
11. (loser) (677↑, 411↓)
People who judge others without actually knowing them.They don't treat others how they want to be treated.These people are usually the popular people in society that are the contributers to all the wrong fucked up shit that goes on in the world and they try to justify it as being the norm.These people are nothing more than losers wearing fancy clothes and can't really be themselves because they care about what others think\!\! The people out there that are "individuals" are the real winners because they don't have to live a lie\!\!

Jock: you really sucks man.ha ha. dude:why? Jock: because you are actually nice to people and you don't act like normal people and because of that you are a loser\! dude:I guess I am a loser if that means I like to keep shit real,do what I want and not what others want,be myself and treat others the way I want to be treated.Yeah nigga in your world I'm a loser\!\!\! In my world your the squirrel you bamma ass over dressed loser\!\! Jock : Yeah whatever nigga . dude: Yeah that's right bitch\!\! It's whatever.

12. (loser) (268↑, 5↓)
a person who is in the habit of making bad decisions, like gambling, smoking, or using other harmful addictive drugs. these habits screw up their lives and make them losers.

stay away from that loser. he reeks like a butt-sucker and even has a shitstain on his mustache. nasty.

13. (loser) (257↑, 3↓)
Someone who is so misguided and misdirected in life that they constantly fuck up everything. This is usually caused by stupidity compounded with low self-esteem. Losers can often be found doing self-destructive things like smoking, wrecking their cars, drinking, getting high, taking it up the butt, and gambling. Losers reek of tobacco, abuse their kids, and just set a generally shitty example for all of society.

I don't want to live next door to a loser. Losers thoroughly suck ass.

14. (loser) (248↑, 3↓)
A disgusting person with no future, except for lung cancer, if that counts as a future. This person is really nasty and reeks of smoke. They have no ability to make effective decisions and therefore make a lot of stupid mistakes in life. They tend to spend money unwisely and have no idea how to get ahead or improve themselves, if they even care to think about it. A loser has such disdain for the world they live in that they just toss trash (for example cigarette butts) on the ground. They are filled with such self-hatred that they don't even really care to quit smoking. Basically a loser is lower than human shit, and they are that way of their own making.

Don't be a loser\!

15. (loser) (296↑, 51↓)
Someone who cannot win at anything they do. Someone who sucks major dick and tries to act bad ass to cover up for their own insecurities. Someone who has never done anything good in their life other than be an asshole.

brinson is such a low class loser.

16. (loser) (275↑, 40↓)
A person who's only love is their bong.

loser:"...yeah, I'm glad I went downtown with julien and lucia though, because I bought the love of my life"

17. (loser) (268↑, 47↓)
one who doesn't do anything but smoke herb all day

you're a loser dude

18. (loser) (213↑, 1↓)
A pedophile who reeks of cigarettes and does no good in the world. Someone who is an ass-raping piece of shit with no good qualities and who belongs in prison to protect the rest of the world from the social disease that is his (or her) personality. A loser is a pathetic waste of protein who contributes nothing but bile to the world. They use drugs like tobacco, crack and meth, and they smell like it too. A loser is a piece of rotting human filth that would be better off dead. A butt-sucking scumbag who is stupid and worthless.

The world would be a better place without that butt-sucking loser.

19. (Loser) (212↑, 12↓)
A woman who abuses and neglects her kids then hangs on urban dictionary all day. Will be jobless, unnatractive and have the mentality of an animal or an 8th grader who never matured. Stuck in a mentally stunted state and filled with anger and jealousy this sicko will turn on people who were the only ones who ever did jack for them. They will do anything for "attention", or one minute of acceptance, also majorly insecure due to being let down and their life being shit. Losers never have any real friends, are used, are on numerous drugs and can't mantain a job or take care of their own children. They live a very sad sick life.

I really hope that loser changes- for the sake of everyone.

Author: square bracket http://loser.urbanup.com/3678784
20. (loser) (198↑, 1↓)
A douche bag who has a curfew at the age of 20, lives w/ his parents, works at a generic video store, has a broken car, gets beat up in front of his own house, gets offered food from bums, smokes like a chimney, and has a desire to go out with druggie girls who look to him as a paternal figure.

That loser needs to quit smoking and start doing a better job at life\!

Author: Jim Cohlanzah http://loser.urbanup.com/6156646
21. (loser) (197↑, 0↓)
a pathetic piece of human filth that is going nowhere in life due to drug problems (tobacco) and blatant stupidity. this person may also be a sexual deviant, and asshole, a completely maladjusted individual with no prospects for a good life. a loser is a human bucket of shit without the bucket. this is someone who treats the world like their own personal toilet, tossing cancer-stick butts on the ground and blowing foul smoke to pollute the air out of their own sense of self-hatred. they may know that their smoking is doing them nothing but harm, yet they still cling to it like some kind of a fucking badge of honor, as though being a loser was the source of their individuality. they fail to realize that distinguishing yourself as a loser piece of shit is not really distinguishing yourself at all.

my brother is such a loser. i still care about him because he is my brother, but he needs to realize that the filth he inhales is only hurting him and grossing other people out.

Author: rumplebuttskin http://loser.urbanup.com/6153522
22. (loser) (232↑, 35↓)
Someone who thinks they they have 18 inch pythons,and are often caught hanging around schools when the bell sounds. More often than not go by the name Weasel.

Weasel is the best example of a loser, and not the animal kind either.

Author: Freddy Roberts http://loser.urbanup.com/2605800
23. (loser) (199↑, 3↓)
A complete fucking idiot who is a total failure with little or no good qualities and who only contributes bile and disgustingness to the world. A loser stinks like cigarettes and armpit and has no way of thinking through life decisions due to extreme stupidity or just not caring about anything.

I dumped my girlfriend because she was a loser. I would not have dated her in the first place if I had not been insanely lonely.

Author: SOME FUCKED UP GUY http://loser.urbanup.com/6154048
24. (Loser) (254↑, 59↓)
People who have little or no contact with people because they are afraid of being rejected again like they have been before. Therefore they have no friends. They usually have a low paying job or aren't very succesful in school if they are in currently getting an education. They do not have any talent what so ever. And are sometimes pot heads or alcholics.

The loser commited suicide because he could not continue knowing that he was a loser.

25. (loser) (192↑, 2↓)
A smoker, or butt-sucker. This is because someone who smokes is in the habit of making bad decisions, such as inhaling smoke on purpose like some kinda moron, and is thus a loser. This habit of making bad decisions may even land a loser in prison, because crime is also a bad decision.

Stay away from that loser, he reeks of tobacco and even has a shit-stain on his lip. If you smell him you might puke.

26. (Loser) (202↑, 12↓)
Someone who is not going to go anywhere in life due to their drug problems or low intelligence quotient. Someone who can't take care of their kids and only cares about themselves and their own selfish needs. This person is usually on drugs and whores themself out to the first person who gives them the time of day because they have no self esteem. Losers will end up on drugs, in poverty and won't be able to take care of their own offspring, whom they don't even know the baby's daddy of. A loser may also have a family history of incestual relations and think there's absolutely nothing wrong with it.

God, I feel sorry for that loser.

27. (Loser) (254↑, 75↓)
Any guy who thinks he is the most romantic guy on Earth and thinks women stop dating him because they are scared of falling in love with him because he is so great and wonderful and amazing and "too romantic", when the truth is that he sucks at everything ESPECIALLY communication. Typically these guys are also quite dishonest and very diluded and typically beyond help because his ego keeps him insulated from the truth about himself. Also known as any guy who think's he is great when he is really a piece of slimey backyard dog shit.

"He is such a loser. He told me that he is so romantic that he scares women away, when the truth is that he is just too boring and lame and dishonest and phony to keep a woman interested."

28. (loser) (186↑, 15↓)
Anyone who is 23 without a job and still living with their parents being told what to do all the time because they are stupid and stupid enough to waste all their money at strip clubs because they can't attract women and have no friends because they have bad social skills.

Mike still lives at home with his parents being told what to do all the time because he is stupid and can't get a girlfriend. What a loser\!\!\!

29. (Loser) (178↑, 11↓)
A poor child who has a family history of dysfunction and incestual relations amongst family members. They lead a screwed up life due to never have anyone ever caring about them or taking care of them properly as children. They have a history of poverty. They never succeed or go anywhere and usually end up writing inconsequential definitons on urban dictionary to vent their frustration at people who aren't total fuck ups.

Person A: Wow, look at that girl on welfare who can't take care of her own babies. Person B: Don't laugh at losers. They are unable to raise their status in society. That's how they were brought up.

30. (loser) (295↑, 130↓)
1.George Bush 2.George Bush 3.George Bush 4.George Bush 5.George Bush 6.George Bush 7.George Bush 8.George Bush 9.George Bush 10.George Bush

George Bush is a loser.

31. (loser) (167↑, 1↓)
a guy who is full of himself, thinks he's hotter than the friken sun, has an ego bigger than the sun, thinks he has rock hard abs, cybers and proposes to girls over the phone over a great distance even though they've never met. (ex. South Carolina and new Mexico.) thinks he charms every girl he knows, thinks he's so smart that he actually Uses the words from vocab class. even though this guy thinks he is the shit, he smokes and thinks it is cool, so he is really just a gross butt-sucking piece of crap. also these people are MAJOR posers.

me: hey loser\! loser: OMIGOD I proposed to Brittany (spears) last night over the phone\! I met her on myspace\! She lives in new Mexico\! I think it's how charming I am and my dashing good looks and my genius-like smarts\! I took a picture of my rock hard abs and transflamederited her it\! Then I faked a picture of my wrists slashed to look emo, like a muppet or something\!

32. (Loser) (188↑, 23↓)
An unnatractive scummy wannabee bitch who tries to jack others style and can't be their own person. Losers usually have had a hard life and never had anything growing up. That coupled with a dysfunctional home life equals them acting out to try to gain attention that they never got.

I really pity that loser.

33. (loser) (170↑, 10↓)
A person who, at the end of the day, does not finish what he/she starts. This is usually due to a general lack of ambition and motivation - however, it can also be the result of a crippling addiction, such as to drugs or alcohol. A loser can also emerge from a spoiled upbringing which demanded little of their character. Losers are simply not sufficiently disciplined to stick with a project - or anything - from beginning to end. They may drop out of college despite not having a job or family, or may find themselves performing a low-prestige job for many years. Despite what a loser may say about being "stuck", this is most probably due to their lack of internal motivation. Common traits held by losers: laziness, unreliability, excessive complaining, an unkempt beard or hair, bad posture, dragging their feet when they walk, habitual drinking or drunkenness, spending great deals of money on drugs, and the tendency to blame others for their failings.

"Hey, have you talked to so-and-so lately?" "Yeah - he dropped out of community college back home. Apparently all he does is play video games and smoke weed all day now." "Wow, what a loser."

Author: callisto_ashus http://loser.urbanup.com/4703207
34. (loser) (173↑, 12↓)
A loser is a person who has failed in life. They dropped out of school and are poor people who work for wages. Lots of losers try to conceal who they truly are, by dressing up and trying to change their image. Most losers live beyond their means and live off their credit. These people have no goals in life and have always been low achievers. Do not be fooled, many losers are living in middle class neighborhoods. Many are living in homes in the suburbs because they were fortunate enough to have family leave them a home in the will.

[loser]

35. (Loser) (171↑, 12↓)
Not to be confused with a nice guy, a loser is a failure at life by every degree. We've all seen him, he's a 49 year old man who is bald, scrawny with a paunch, hasn't had sex in at least 6 months but it can be as long as forever, has no car of his own, beats off to farah faucet, and has no job. One could argue that he has no friends, possibly because he's socially retarted and can't approach people. A loser finds it hard to communicate with real homonoids thus only does his pseudo socialization on websites like myspace or facebook. Except he'll only have 32 friends instead of 500. Losers often have something to prove to society and often have the delusion that they are underappreciated.

There's this guy at my apartment complex, he's a fuckin' loser. He's dickin' around this woman thinking he's going to be more than just friends with her. The only reason why she talks to him is because she can't close her legs and has to talk about her vd problems with that tumbling dickweed. What a fuckin' loser.

Author: go kart mozart http://loser.urbanup.com/4030775
36. (loser) (158↑, 2↓)
1. a loser is a stupid worthless bitch who only cares about theirself and has no means of life except to have sex with people they don't have any desire to date and getting drunk and missing school. they usually use people and then flake out when you need them or lie all the time. they smoke and they smell like cigarette stink. my advice to you is to stay away from these types of people. a loser is stupid and has no good qualities. 2. a low-life with no future

people who think its okay to just move on to what they think are bigger better things and only come to you in times of need, but then just turn around and leave again are losers. these people stink and are toxic people and are stupid as hell. OWNED\!

37. (loser) (165↑, 10↓)
A person who is unhappy with their [life], and not doing anything about it.

I'm such a loser. What is the point of living if you don't have the good life?

38. (loser) (159↑, 6↓)
someone who is in the habit of making bad decisions in life due to being unable or unwilling to think things through. these people often smoke, litter, drive badly, and play their stereo too loud.

see that butt-sucking loser speeding through a residential neighborhood with the bass turned up to ball-numbing intensity while turning without signaling and tossing a butt out his window? what a loser\!

39. (loser) (180↑, 28↓)
Being 40 years old while living with your parents, driving a clunker car, probably not having a girlfriend, while the only job you have is flipping burgers and taking orders from your 19 year-old supervisor that is studying to get his B.A. and climbing the corporate/social ladder faster than you.

Being a loser in life is a choice.

40. (loser) (162↑, 11↓)
1)A person with a tendency to fail at everything he does or has failed once but failblog posted it on youtube 2)A person with an inferiority complex who mistreats other people for his own pleasure 3)A person whose entire life is one big fail and he has ended up being shat on by society and having no way out of it

Look at John, he's got no dirlfriend, no money, no home and no job. What a loser.

41. (Loser) (162↑, 12↓)
A person who is so inferior that his existence proves no purpose to society or the people around him.Losers are jokes to themselves and usually think highly of themselves. Losers have no jobs, no car, no money. They leech off their friends, family, and everyone around them.

Loser \<img src=http://a967.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/19/l_88e59846b82c970d9e6af3d93fd2ac86.jpg\>

Author: Alee DJ Munki http://loser.urbanup.com/3567021
42. (Loser) (163↑, 15↓)
A loser is a born liar who tells people what they want to hear so they can manipulate the other person. A losers head can normally be found up someones rectum. They never keep a friend for very long because the other persons rectum stretches out and their head keeps falling out of it. A loser is normally extremely 2-faced and can be spotted kissing up to both male and females because they are manipulating them to get something out of them. They have no idea what love is or how to love anybody else. Someone who exist as the walking example of a loser and they are their own trophy.

The town busybody aka "Children of the Corn" report to person has a "Loser" degree\! Anyone who can't tell they are being manipulated by someone like the movie "Children of the Corn." Someone who gets drunk just so they can act RETARDED and use alcohol as their excuse, then go home broke. Somebody who does whatever everybody else does because they are to RETARDED to think and make decisions for themselves.

43. (loser) (161↑, 13↓)
someone who has been unsuccessful in life

Jim is a loser because he's almost 40 and he still live with his parents.

44. (loser) (150↑, 4↓)
One who dropped out of school. One who is unemployed and uneducated. One who is supported by his wife. One who brings children into the world and actively seeks out unemployment. One who bashes anything worthwhile. One who is a republican ingoranus. One who literally believes that supernatural things are real. One who smokes and doesn't take care of his health. One whose mother runs his life. One who sits on his ignorant asshole on the sidelines and bashes others who contribute to society.

That unemployed illiterate stinky guy smoking over there is clearly a loser\! Needs to quit smoking and help himself to a science book, he does\!

45. (loser) (147↑, 4↓)
1. People who have LOST in LIFE\! Someone with no prospects who is clearly going to amount to nothing in this world. Immature, cocky, superficial, dickhead, horny, pathetic, self-centered DUMBASS smoker guys with NO personality who have no interest in anything that's going on in the world and waste everybody's time, space and air. Expect to be respected because they're supposedly 'hot' or have a 'hot' car, or screwed some 'hot' girl. People who need to learn how to control their libido. They think its 'cool' to use and abuse females. Usually spend all their time making crude physical assessments on women and in many ways further objectifying them. (usually butt ugly, but THINK they're good-looking) 2. Anyone who has ever raped a girl, and who probably smokes and does other DUMBASS things.

loser: "Hey, maybe if I tell her she has nice tits, she might be impressed by my feeble attempt at masculinity and forget that i have no brain and no life and smell like cigarettes."

46. (loser) (179↑, 39↓)
someone like me... 30 years old, living with their parents, no car, trouble maintaining a job, very little meaningful social contact, constantly rejected by women, ridiculed by the women he does somehow get into bed for having a small penis, someone who watches mystified as his uglier and even lamer peers get tons of pussy.

"i'm ashamed of you, youve failed at everything youve ever attempted in your life. youre a loser."- my dad after he threw a lamp at me. "you're too small"- my babies mama "you are such a loser. and a mistake." - my mom

Author: the undying zombie http://loser.urbanup.com/2856177
47. (Loser) (152↑, 13↓)
Someone who sucks at life.

Amanda M. is a loser

48. (loser) (138↑, 1↓)
An utterly objectionable, despised individual, especially one whose personality is compounded by subnormal intelligence. A loser has such a bad personality that everyone hates him and he smells like smoke. He is a slimy human shitstain on the undershorts of society.

That loser is a shit stain on the ass of the human race. That sawed-off cum-sucking fuckhead would make good fertilizer.

49. (loser) (148↑, 11↓)
He/she is under the influence of negative people while believing at the same time that he/she is the shit.

After a group of people had persuaded Mr. Bubbles that he was actually Superman, feeling untouchable, he jumped off the skyscraper and got pwn'd. "Whata loser\!" they exclaimed.

50. (loser) (170↑, 33↓)
A loser is anyone who has no friends, who's over 25 and still lives at home with his/her parents, is a sore loser or anyone who sucks at life.

I can't believe my cousin is still living at home with his parents at 35-years-old. He must be a loser.

51. (loser) (129↑, 0↓)
Any guy who thinks he is the most romantic guy on Earth and thinks women stop dating him because they are scared of falling in love with him because he is so great and wonderful and amazing and "too romantic", when the truth is that he smells like cigarettes and sucks at everything ESPECIALLY communication. Typically these guys are also quite dishonest and very deluded and typically beyond help because his ego keeps him insulated from the truth about himself. Also known as any guy who thinks he is great when he is really a smoking piece of slimy steaming backyard dog shit.

"He is such a loser. He told me that he is so romantic that he scares women away, when the truth is that he is just too boring and lame and dishonest and phony to keep a woman interested. That and he smell like shit and tobacco."

52. (loser) (159↑, 31↓)
A person that is always lose and suck at anything. They may get a loser friend/boyfriend/girlfriend and getting a loser girlfriend also called [loser love]. Losers watch [hentai] and have sex with [sex doll].

Hey, look, they're a bunch of losers having orge\!

Author: SandaimeSpaceMan http://loser.urbanup.com/2857533
53. (loser) (140↑, 14↓)
1. a masculine and repulsive (Woman?) wha has no true friends, only those that choose to reap the rewards of her petty thievery all the while knowing it will come around to them; and the family members who refuse to be done with her once and for all, not that they don't consider it daily. 2. Any girl wha has stabbed more than one frind with a common kitchen knife, and assaults her own aunt simply because they had the audacity to verbalize any of the dispicable deeds she does, typically on a daily basis. 3. A person that induces gagging, twitching, or other spazmatic activity at the mere mention of her name.

a thirties something repeat convict living in chetek wi thta somewhat resembles a troll..loser

54. (loser) (161↑, 35↓)
A loser is someone who is the opposite to cool, is a sore loser, someone who sucks at life, has no life, has no friends, is mentally retarded, someone who's over 25 years old and still lives with his parents, someone who is schizophrenic and is detained in psychiatric care, someone with down syndrome, someone with a physical or mental disability, a nerd, a geek or simply someone who has never, ever had an energy drink in their lifetime.

I can't believe that loser is still living at home with his parents at 35 years old. His parents still control his life, he has no life, he is unemployed, can't find employment, he never had an energy drink in his lifetime, just because of his strict parents, has very few friends, has down syndrome, which is a chromosomal disorder and he sucks major dick at life. What a total loser\!

55. (loser) (188↑, 63↓)
A person who buys lotto tickets every week and anticipates winning millions of dollars but never does.

Fuck\! Those were my numbers last week, I swear\! Bastard communist lotto people riiging the results\! God damn it, I'm such a fucking LOSER\!\!

56. (loser) (153↑, 31↓)
no friends, unpopular, big nose, insecure, poor, pathetic and trashy. Also desperate for any guy to give her the time of day. Jealous, pyschotic. Was Known as a loser in school and is still a loser as an adult.

Ew, it's that girl you invited to your parties who you felt sorry for. What a loser.

57. (Loser) (160↑, 46↓)
A person of a very lowly social class; One who is looked down upon for being worthless.

Smitty is suck a dang loser. End of story.

58. (loser) (165↑, 53↓)
A person at or above the age of 20 who still lives at home, gets punked by his own mother, rides the bus to work, has no social skills, and generally lacks anything interesting besides playing fucking guitar.

Danny, "You are such a pathetic Loser\!"

59. (loser) (161↑, 51↓)
a person who sucks at life and is a failure at everything he/she does....

ME:Hannah u r such a loser Han: i kno i suck at life and i am a complete failure.. Me: yep\! Han-:( Me-xD loser\!L

60. (loser) (109↑, 0↓)
A person who, at the end of the day, does not finish what he/she starts. This is usually due to a general lack of ambition and motivation - however, it can also be the result of a crippling addiction, such as to drugs like tobacco or alcohol, or even illegal drugs. A loser can also emerge from a spoiled upbringing which demanded little of their character. Losers are simply not sufficiently disciplined to stick with a project - or anything - from beginning to end. They may drop out of college despite not having a job or family, or may find themselves performing a low-prestige job for many years. Despite what a loser may say about being "stuck", this is most probably due to their lack of internal motivation. Common traits held by losers: laziness, unreliability, excessive complaining, an unkempt beard or hair, bad posture, poor hygiene, littering, dragging their feet when they walk, habitual drinking or drunkenness, reeking like cigarettes, spending great deals of money on drugs, and the tendency to blame others for their failings.

"Hey, have you talked to stinky lately?" "Yeah - he dropped out of community college back home. Apparently all he does is play video games and smoke all day now." "Wow, what a loser."

Author: Callysto Ashus http://loser.urbanup.com/6252030
61. (Loser) (164↑, 56↓)
some one who makes no attempt to succeed and therefore losing before he/her has started

Your such a loser you'll never make anything of yourself

62. (Loser) (165↑, 58↓)
A worthless or noticibly unaccomplished person.

That loser can't hold a job for longer than two weeks without getting fired.

63. (loser) (108↑, 2↓)
A nerdy looking dude who has no money, no cars, no friends, no motivation, no education, no purpose in life, usually wakes up during the mid day, doesn't want to go out or take a job, stays home everyday 24/7, smokes, wears the same clothes, only hangs out with his nerdy looking girlfriend and her also nerdy looking friends, using his girlfriend's money, girlfriend cooks for him, washes for him, cleans for him and shops for him and even drives him.

GF : "Hey babe what're you gonna do while I'm away to work tomorrow?" loser : "hmmm... just gonna lock myself in my room smoking and masturbating and lie on the couch playing xbox and wait for you to come home to feed me and have sex with me."

64. (Loser) (147↑, 41↓)
Someone who is just plain lame\!

Dude, ur such a loser.

Author: Chelsea Fraind http://loser.urbanup.com/2971202
65. (loser) (106↑, 1↓)
Some wimpy pervert who thinks he has 18 inch pythons, and is often caught hanging around schools smoking when the bell sounds. More often than not goes by a crappy name like Vermin or Weasel.

Vermin is the best example of a loser, and not the animal kind either.

Author: Freddy Kruberts http://loser.urbanup.com/6255441
66. (Loser) (409↑, 304↓)
A person that has no life and does everything in their power to screw with someone else that they may or may not know. This person usually attempts to piss the other person off by saying, writing, and mocking them at every chance they get. The loser usually has low self esteem and has been bullied during their pathetic little life.

There is always a loser mixed in the croud\!

67. (loser) (105↑, 1↓)
A fat guy who spends the majority of his time dicking around on internet message boards while eating fatty foods and smoking. Also chases women on the internet only to be rejected by a woman who lives 1000 miles away and then try to get revenge on women who don't want him. Yucky, stay away from this type.

That stinky loser is 26 and can't get a date.

68. (Loser) (137↑, 33↓)
Realesed in 1994 by Beck Hanson. It was Beck's first huge hit and was just what the 90's needed after the death of Kurt Cobain. It was his first hit single and is on the album [Mellow Gold].

Loser is a pretty nice song.

69. (loser) (147↑, 46↓)
A loser is someone who constantly fails, someome who dont follow popular trends, and who no one understands or accepts, often a a loner and has no friends.

i am a loser, he was the loser of the high school, he is such a loser.

70. (loser) (160↑, 61↓)
an inept, undesireable, or annoying person.

I can't believe my old friends now think I am a loser.

71. (loser) (166↑, 68↓)
a person that not many people like, not the social type,and is a geek,obviously there is another definition which is very simple-a person that loses at everything he attempts

some guy: errrr he sux at everything he is such a loser\!\!

72. (loser) (86↑, 4↓)
A person that has no life and does everything in their power to screw with someone else that they may or may not know. This person usually attempts to offend people or gross them out or piss them off by saying, writing, and mocking them at every chance they get. The loser usually smokes because of low self esteem and has been bullied during their pathetic little life.

There is always a smelly stinky funky loser mixed in the crowd\!

73. (loser) (253↑, 172↓)
Someone who despite being almost 30, has no direction in life and scoffs at everything others do. Ultimately this person is paralyzed by his own fear of failure and takes no steps to realize whatever dreams he may have. At the same time, he criticize and makes fun of others for whatever they may be doing. He's usually the one calling them losers because he thinks they'll never be as cool as his deluded version of himself.

He's such a loser: he's almost 30, has no real job, and is always making fun of everyone else.

74. (loser) (79↑, 2↓)
Someone who cannot win at anything they do. Someone who sucks major dick and smokes, then tries to act bad ass to cover up for their own insecurities and inadequacies. Someone who can never do anything well in their life other than be an asshole.

Brinson is such a low class loser, sucking that cancer stick like it was a dirty cock and losing at everything he does.

75. (Loser) (210↑, 159↓)
1. People who have LOST in LIFE\! Someone with no prospects who is clearly going to amount to nothing in this world. Immature, cocky, superficial, dickhead, horny, pathetic,self-centerd DUMBASS guys with NO personality who have no interest in anythign thats going on in the world and waste everybody’s time, space and air. Expect to be respected because their supposedly 'hot' have a 'hot car, or screwed some 'hot' girl. People who need to learn how to control their libido. They think its 'cool' to use and abuse females. Usually spend all their time making crude physical assesments on women and in many ways further objectifying them. (usually butt ugly, or THINK their goodlooking) 2. Anyone who has ever raped a girl

"Hey maybe if I tell her she has nice tits, she might be impressed by my feeble attempt at masculinity and forget that i have no brain and no life"

76. (loser) (450↑, 417↓)
Some who has put 223 definitions up on urban dictionary and yet says that people who post things on urban dictionary are losers but thinks he gets round this hypocrisy by just saying "but not me"

only one example calls himself d

77. (Loser) (36↑, 14↓)
A man or woman in his or her early to mid 20's or older that hangs around with kids that are aged 12-16 at there local hangout. They say that there like a big brother or sister to them and get them to do the same but realy there faggots with no real life and have no real friends there own age

Normal person: Hey man where you off to? Loser: Im meetin the guys at the castle then going to the skatepark to hang with my mosher friends Normal Person: Dude how old are you again? Loser: am 20 Normal Person: Dude dont you not go to the pub or hang with people your age. The kids that hang at the castle are like 14 Loser:.... * says nothing and walks to the castle* Normal Person: Fuckwit

78. (loser) (43↑, 28↓)
The person that was the "coolest kid" in High School.

Cool kid: I'm gonna kill you nerd\! Nerd: Don't hurt me *10 years later* Cool Kid: *holds out cup* Spare change? Nerd: *successful businessperson* Sure\!...LOSER

79. (loser) (350↑, 340↓)
A term used by high school bitches and assholes to describe anyone they dislike. Care should be taken by young persons using this term, as they will more than likely become the target's secretary or mailroom worker within five years of graduation.

Yes, I am the loser you remember from high school. And I said I wanted SUGAR in this coffee, bitch\!

80. (Loser) (36↑, 32↓)
A 36 year old homosexual man who lives in houston texas with his mother. Spends majority of time on the internet trying to cover up for the fact he's a faggot. Remains a virgin at age 36 and is too socially inept to attempt to meet a man in person. Cannot maintain or hold a job. Lies about working while sitting on his butt in his momma's house. A complete failure.

Michael is a such a loser.

Author: Michael Todd Rehmeyer... http://loser.urbanup.com/3443779
81. (loser) (13↑, 13↓)
people who pop pills on an unneeded basis (that shit is tested on animals)

Soso's a loser cause he takes loracets to get high.

82. (Loser) (83↑, 83↓)
A tfourty year old man who lives with his mom and plays Halo all day.

Brandon, your dad is such a loser\!\!\!

Author: Tyler Vicious http://loser.urbanup.com/3189739
83. (loser) (313↑, 313↓)
a 35 year old man who writes definitions on urban dictionary to get back at a woman who dumped his friend.

wow, did you hear about that 35 year old loser in his mom's basement?

84. (loser) (62↑, 62↓)
Low profile citizen, babaca, idiot, dumb. A soccer player who loses a penalty kick at the 90th minute of a match which is drawn and gets a red from the referee due to his bad behavior.

That guy is a loser. His ex-wife got married with their own couple's attorney.

85. (loser) (104↑, 104↓)
a) Someone who is inherently bad at socializing with little to no friends. b)Emo. c) The person that can meet any of the following conditions: last place, lowest score, stupid and/or all of the above.

Caucasian example: Eww, oh my God, like what a LOSER\! Black example: Did dat bitch jus call me a LOSER??\!? Celebrity example: "Lahooo-PAUSE, BREATHE- Saherr\!" -Jim Carey

Author: nocnocwhosderboo http://loser.urbanup.com/1975941
86. (loser) (63↑, 63↓)
someone who thinks that they are popular, until they realize that all of the world ether hates them or is laughing at them.

she thinks she's so cool, the loser...

87. (loser) (169↑, 175↓)
Someone who plays on-line poker for play money, then sits out WATCHING the game, and rejoins later as a tactic to win more PLAY MONEY. It is PLAY MONEY. You can’t buy anything with it. BUT they sit and watch trying to win more of it. That is a LOSER\!

"Why is that player sitting out?" "The LOSER has no life so he is watching and waiting so he can win more play money"

88. (Loser) (0↑, 46↓)
Somebody who does not conform to percieved social norms.

Man, that Natalie Hennessy is an actual loser of the highest possible magnitude\!

89. (Loser) (0↑, 54↓)
A person that has no friends. And wonders why they doesn't have any because they are "so awesome". But really they only have one friend because she is so weird that one one gets their humor. A lot of the time they said "they dont need anyone else because they are so great. Mostly just a fail at life. Lame.

Tabitha Radke is the biggest loser i know

Author: Imtoocoolforthisbitch http://loser.urbanup.com/6322742
90. (Loser) (277↑, 339↓)
Calling friends at one o'clock in the morning for the sole reason of just to inform them that they moved someone to their 'number one' spot on myspace.

Bayli F. of Davidon County in North Carolina is a LOSER because of this.

91. (loser) (18↑, 81↓)
A Person Who Will Never Accomplish Something.

No One Should Think Of Them self As A Loser.

92. (loser) (286↑, 357↓)
one who betrays you, after you have been there for them

Loser, one who betrays you, (after you have been there for them when they needed you).

Author: Elliot Sphinxtr http://loser.urbanup.com/1578832
93. (loser) (15↑, 112↓)
A nerdy looking white dude who has no money, no cars, no friends, no facebook account, no purpose in life, usually wake up during the mid day, doesn't want to go out or take a job, stays home everyday 247, wear the same clothes, only hangs out with his nerdy looking Asian girlfriend and her also nerdy looking Asian friends, using her girlfriend's money, girlfriend cooks for him, wash for him, clean for him and shops for him and even drives him.

GF : "Hey babe what're you gonna do while I'm away to work tomorrow?" loser : "hmmm... just gonna lock myself in my room masturbating and lie on the couch playing xbox and wait you come home to feed me and have sex with me."

94. (loser) (367↑, 476↓)
A person who is ridculed and made a complete fool of because of their sometimes sunny attitudes or act differently to some people who think that being different is a crime(preps, ect). Many people think we just laugh about the insults and praticel jokes made to make us look like a f***ing string puppet later on after we get them.....WRONG. We get hurt badder than any other person who is higher on the social ladder. Most of us get deeply depressed after school, get extremly angry of just the thinking of the way we were being treated and why we didn't beat the living s*** out of them. Most of us do nothing to offend any one, but yet we get treated like were the next hitler. Most of us are underestimated and treated like we are 3 years old by most of our peers. Our apearance can be enough to make them get angry or annoyed for no apparent reason people should really look in a mirror. Many or all people, except our families, don't know what were really like as a person. Preps think they know us but they know s*** about us. So get f***ed you prepy teachers pets. We are not liked by many or all teachers. Many of them get shocked when we do something wrong, but they ignore all the bad things the preps have done or are doing. Everyone treats us like its our fault were losers. If you think that then get f***ed. And belive me, you still keep getting lower after "falling off the social ladder", we get pounded through the ground.Think about that.

F** the people who hate losers for doing nothing offensive to them.

Author: The tired loser. http://loser.urbanup.com/1481378
95. (loser) (6↑, 119↓)
A person who has failed to meet the definition of success held by the person calling him a loser.

American men are such losers. I've seen a lot of American women and have yet to see any wearing copper or grass rings on their necks, arms, and legs. Are their husbands really that poor or are they just cheap? In the Ndebele society where I come from, a woman wears those rings to symbolize her husband's wealth and her own faithfulness to him. Maybe American men are cuckolds\!

Author: LexLuthericographer http://loser.urbanup.com/4999642
96. (loser) (3↑, 116↓)
in a high school there are two types of losers \#1 The "geek" losers that have no social skills, they are looked down on from every one else, usually they are great students and have a bright future ahead of them, but their inability to intaract confortably in social settings will hold them back a great deal. \#2 the losers that are incompetent in school do not perticipate in any activities, like sports, performing arts and have no other real intrests. these loosers dont realise that they are even in a lower social standing than the "geek" loosers from example 1, because they get "respect" from other students and are invited to parties and they do get more a$$ than their fellow "geek" loosers but once out of highschool they will be the future drunkie talking of the "good ol' days"

\#1 "that dude is such a loser, he cant even talk to a girl\!" \#2 "that bro is such a loser, he has no real intrests. he should really try joining the football team, or read a book for once\!"

Author: the_kids_want_minimal http://loser.urbanup.com/4405189
97. (Loser) (4↑, 117↓)
Loser (l-oo-z-er) n. 1. gained 30 lbs. in a month 2. drives a green mustang 3. cleans toilets for a living and likes it 4. has a mushroom haircut 5. sucks at playing the guitar 6. sucks at wrestling 7. cries more than girls 8. is definitly not funny 9. way too obsessed with pink floyd 10. loses the best thing thats ever happened to him. i.e. Jerkface Janitor

That [loser] [jerkface janitor] can go suck face with his precious toilets and turn gay.

Author: betteroffwithoutyou http://loser.urbanup.com/4362565
98. (Loser) (5↑, 118↓)
Someone who lacks basic social/athletic skills and soils the name of [Geek]/[Nerd].

A Looser is often confused with a [Geek]/[Nerd] due to few Geeks/Nerds being athletic and/or having a regular social life. A Loser is not smart enough to compensate for their lack of athletic/social skills and to be classified as a Geek/Nerd.

99. (Loser) (2↑, 115↓)
Generally means someone who has lost something. i.e: a game. However, commonly used to lower someone. Someone such as a nerd, geek, dork, socially challenged people, loners, etc.

Did you see that one weird kid that always talks to himself and sits by himself at lunch? He is such a loser\!

Author: TITTYSLAPPERMOTHERFUCKER http://loser.urbanup.com/4169391
100. (Loser) (2↑, 115↓)
Someone who has no friends and is weird. Like Tatiana Godoy.

The biggest loser is Tati Godoy.

Author: abcfamilycastellon http://loser.urbanup.com/4156114
101. (Loser) (13↑, 126↓)
People who like to put french in the middle of sentance just to prove they know it.

Some LOSER said to me, "Would you like a chocolate bar, i cant have it PARCE QUE i am on a diet."

102. (loser) (15↑, 128↓)
if you have a brain you will know what it means

tom is such a fucking loser

103. (Loser) (5↑, 118↓)
Some people say it a nerd or unpopular person who is a loser.But really a loser can mean lots of things such as a bad sport which people call a sore "LOSER". It can also mean someone who gets overly angry and who cant take a joke.A guy who hurts innocent or blameless people for the mere fun of it is a Loser.

That guy is such a loser.

Author: Mike Samson 9253 http://loser.urbanup.com/3653729
104. (loser) (7↑, 120↓)
Someone who looks up the dictionary or the net to understand the meaning of the word "loser"

"hey you loser. You don't even know what a loser is\!"

105. (Loser) (41↑, 154↓)
someone who has bulletin battles on myspace at 1 am

william charles and mikaila valenzuela are losers

Author: alex hoffman the 4th http://loser.urbanup.com/3572654
106. (Loser) (6↑, 119↓)
Although the definition has evolved, it was originally short for "sore loser". A "sore loser" is a person who engages in competitions and cannot graciously accept defeat. These competitions may be athletic, romantic, social, intellectual, philosophical, spiritual, etc. The term "loser" is used to emphasize the insulting aspect of the original term "sore loser". This is particularly insulting to someone who does not want to lose in competitions.

That loser gambled all our money away\!

107. (loser) (16↑, 129↓)
1. n. Someone who fails to [win] a game or competition. 2. n. Someone who fails to [succeed] in his or hers situation, f.ex. at work, school or life in general. 3. n. Someone who in your opinion acts wrong, prioritizes the wrong things, or has made all the wrong choices in life. 4. n. Someone who loses weight, made popular by the show [The Biggest Loser].

1. Peter and Brian raced to the mall, and Peter came in first. Brian was the loser. 2. I'm 34, live with my mother and I'm still a virgin. I don't have a job or any friends either. I'm a loser. 3. Those guys dress and act funny and all they do is sit inside reading books. You can't even talk to them. What a bunch of losers. 4. I've lost 10 more pounds this month\! I'm a loser\!

108. (loser) (118↑, 231↓)
A word used to describe someone who has never really cared about their social life and thus make a not so impressive appearance in it. Having everyone around them calling them a loser. They usually have other hobbies or interests outside of the school that are deemed loserish by their peers such as playing computer games, religion/philosophy, thinking about the meaning of life etc. Even though these are deemed loserish they only play them because they enjoy them. When people call a loser a loser they don't care because they don't care about their social life. Thus their social life does not rule their life. Thus they are free to pursure their own interests with their own opinions and look laughingly upon people who constantly care about their social life too much.

Non-loser: "Hey look at that loser sitting in the corner playing gameboy." Loser thinks: "Ah who cares about those people, they don't know anything about life. As long as I have the gameboy I'm fine."

109. (loser) (69↑, 182↓)
A person who doesn't give a sh** what other people say. But, a REAL big loser will call other people losers just because they don't dress the right way and aren't friends with the so-called 'cool' people. A loser that you would WANT to be friends with is one that likes to do fun stuff... Like going to Wal-Mart with a list of "100 ways to get your ass kicked out of Wal-Mart". Now THAT'S a good loser.

Brianna and Lauren are total wanna-be losers. And Brianna is on crack.

110. (loser) (67↑, 180↓)
you might want to watch what you say to the geeks out there. yes, the guy you make fun of now in high school is a geek and may have no friends which makes him vulnerable, your football team comes and beats him up. buy one day, he WILL be getting all of the ladies in his lambo and mansion while he looks at you and laughs as he sees you washing dishes for the company he owns.

jock:me and my football team are gunna gang beat you after school today\! loser:starts running 20 years later jock: hi\! remember me? i really did like you in high school. my teammates were making me do that\! geek:YOURE FIRED\!

Author: not a nerd 16 http://loser.urbanup.com/2283983
111. (loser) (23↑, 136↓)
A person who searches urbandictionary for definitions of a loser, to see how well he/she fits into the social status.

Example: The loser typing this right now.

Author: Tim, the loser by the definition. http://loser.urbanup.com/2171885
112. (loser) (55↑, 168↓)
People who look at life differently. They are labelled losers by their schoolmates because they dont like "cool" music or wear "cool" clothes. The real losers are really the bitch whores who are so undersatisfied with their own lifes that to make themselves feel better, they call people names, like loser. The so called "losers" in high school are often the high achievers in later life.

High School Real Loser \loser Bill gates is SUCH a loser Present Real Loser \loser More sugar in your tea, Mr. Gates?

113. (loser) (113↑, 226↓)
in american teen programs, losers are supposidly [dweebs] with tape oer theyre glasses and love math. nowadays losers are just anyone who listens to music that isnt in the charts ... doesnt realli giv a dam about being the prettiest most popular person in the world if it means that they have to be exactly like everyone else ... losers are pretty kool people people who are headin for pretty high places in life. unless they are the type ov loser that sit tere drawing naked ladys all day in some japenese artform because that isnt nice. for ANYONE.

preppy social bitch : omg hahahaha u dont fit in and u are not like every1else preppy social bitch possé : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA loser : o yh .. guess im nt .. o well *shrugs it off*

114. (loser) (259↑, 372↓)
1. someone who loses. 2. deY tYpz lYkZ dIsZ nD dINk dEy bE sO kEwl. 3. someone who is so pathetic you are frightened to be near him/her.

1. Yankees won the game. Mets were the losers. 2. Oh, that internet weirdo is a loser. 3. Oh gosh, that guy over there trying to be cool, using bad slang, laughing like a hyena, he's a loser.

115. (loser) (96↑, 209↓)
when it takes 60 people with the same definitions to define one thing, there you have a group of loser, plural form losers

these people aren't satisfied with one example, they need 60 more

116. (loser) (53↑, 166↓)
a person who thinks he is clever for calling everyone a loser who visits a site that he is on.

felix the cat\!

117. (loser) (1↑, 115↓)
someone who fails at everything

Sebastian Weizenaur is such a loser.. he fails at everything in life.

118. (Loser) (0↑, 114↓)
Someone that everyone either loves, hates, loves to hate, or hates to love. Usually extremely sexy and knows how to have a good time... Always the life of the party making everyone else jealous, forcing haters to call them a Loser in order to make themselves feel better. Loves haters ...f*\#$ em'. Knows how to enjoy life without the approval of anyone else. Doesn't depend on anyone to make them happy. Yall just jealous\!

Mark : Spence always uses those corny pick up lines to get girls to go home with him, what a [loser]. Thomas : Yea but the girls do go home with him. Mark : Shut up.

Author: sarcasm is a must http://loser.urbanup.com/5790033
119. (Loser) (0↑, 114↓)
Loser - Someone who is amazing, for being themselves, they are put down just because of that reason. The people who put them down are just calling them that because of their own shortcomings. All you people who make fun of others just because they might be a little better then you at something, or might like something that isn't 'cool' or 'up to date'. Face it. Losers are the coolest people on this earth.

Losers are the best thing this world has to offer. Be kind to them darnit\!

Author: Dragonfiresand http://loser.urbanup.com/5743956
120. (Loser) (0↑, 114↓)
Cowardly haters.

Anon: Using proper grammar as an excuse. Oh you tumblr people are so cute, and occasionally fat(; By the way your like a total loser and just cuz i said so & im hiding behind a grey picture. Tumblr User: LOL idgaf what you say. Your hiding behind a grey picture okay\loser & get proper grammar & spelling before "insulting" me.

121. (LOSER) (0↑, 114↓)
One who likes comments constantly

Fruity is constantly likeing my comenets, therefor he is a loser

122. (Loser) (0↑, 114↓)
Not Tyler A. Hands

Guy: Dude, he is such a [loser] Girl: No he's not\! He's Tyler A. Hands\!

Author: Wocketman12345 http://loser.urbanup.com/5718694
123. (loser) (1↑, 115↓)
Amazing or awesome

Harrison Pearson & tori are HUGE LOSERS

124. (Loser) (2↑, 116↓)
A word used by manipulative narcissistic sociopaths to compare themselves with people who may not be interested in conforming to a specific social group or belief system. Those who use this toxic word in a discriminatory context are usually ignorant and have no consideration or respect for others.

Idiot says: "You are neither attractive nor rich and successful or famous therefore you are a loser\!"

125. (loser) (2↑, 116↓)
someone who doesnt have a life. they usually waste a lot of time on the internet critisizing people they don't even know. they usually also hate people who have some money or dresses better. they think they are invinsible behind computers. losers tend to think they are better then everybody and have little friends.

Loser: "i'm going to make fun of this guy on youtube and write and essay to him of how much he sucks" rich-youtube-celebrity: "this comment is too long, just gonna delete this without readin it"

126. (Loser) (1↑, 115↓)
A word unpopular people define in order to try and slander the cool people who call them losers for obvious reasons.

Lauren: Wow, Jake is just calling me a loser so that he feels better. Paul: Shut up Lauren. He called you that because you were eating a sandwhich you found on the floor.

127. (Loser) (4↑, 118↓)
a word used by people ironically the very definition of itself. a paradigm of hypocrisy; brought on by a personal need to feel accepted by a group of people. the antithesis of the metaphor for winner

[Elitist]: You're a loser [Future Physicist who will save the world]: Only time will tell. [Elitist]: Your culture is different than mine. I'm going to kill you. [Future Physicist who will save the world]: Fine, America and Russia will exact my revenge.--...[Operation Paperclip]

Author: Friedrich Steiner http://loser.urbanup.com/5371107
128. (loser) (3↑, 117↓)
Not a winner.

Gaby is a loser at everything .

Author: someone cool . http://loser.urbanup.com/5119111
129. (loser) (15↑, 129↓)
A common word used for someone who has a brain, doesn't like Justin Bieber and all the other crappy mainstream shit out there. One who doesn't wear a high school sweatshirt during every day of middle school, just to look cool (skyline) One who plays video games occasionally One who is a decent person and not a douche bag One who doesn't get high every day after school One who attends college, and not a community college One who is cool to hang with in da fro, bro

"That kid is such a loser, why are you hanging out with him" response- "Whats your problem dude, hes not a douche bag like you and he doesn't wear a skyline sweatshirt every day. Hes cool"

130. (loser) (1↑, 115↓)
Abbie Hawkins

oh my god mate look at that loser over there, she must be called abbie hawkins

Author: falisity shagwell http://loser.urbanup.com/4885387
131. (Loser) (12↑, 126↓)
A stereotypical term for one who doesn't fit into mainstream society, or is lacking friends. "Losers" are usually really funny, unique, or smart individuals who people neglect to try to befriend in fear that they themselves might be labeled as a "loser".

Albert Einstein was thought of as a loser when he was young, but was really just unique and slightly autistic. He ended up being one of the world's most highly revered scientist's and everybody knows his name.

Author: Broken and Rejected http://loser.urbanup.com/4488499
132. (LOSER) (3↑, 117↓)
one who has failed at a particular activity one that is bad in quality one that fails consistently one that is named merius

merius...what a loser\!

Author: alonkasisbetterthanmerius http://loser.urbanup.com/4467118
133. (loser) (7↑, 121↓)
any person who says there miss or mr popular. if you need to say something like that it clearly makes you a loser.

Girl \#1-"I am so popular\!" Girl \#2-"loser."

134. (LOSER) (2↑, 116↓)
Someone who is lame.

Yo\! Whos That chick over there? Thats Leilani Beal, The Loser.

135. (loser) (53↑, 167↓)
A man who is shorter than 180cm.

Bill gates is a loser. Napoleon Bonaparte was a loser. Tom cruise is called "Tom c - loser" in Korea.

136. (Loser) (13↑, 127↓)
A person who doesn't care about their looks or what other people thinks of them. Sometimes they can be very shy, and don't talk to many people so they don't have many friends, or sometimes they may be very outgoing and [hyper] so when they yell and jump around people get afraid about how [individual] and sure of themselves they are and decide that they must be destroyed before it's too late they become [cool]. They typically don't care what other people think of them, which is awesome, but the *others* don't care.

Person Who Thinks He/She Is [Popular] But Really Isn't: Look at that loser, he/she's being really loud and having a lot of fun and hanging out with their friends. He/she doesn't even care how he/she looks. He/she is really [cool], but if I'm not careful he/she will become cooler than I am because I know that he/she is really a better person than I am but I can't admit that, so I'm going to call him/her a loser and make sure everyone else also thinks that he/she is a loser. Then I can stay cool.

Author: pickleperson421 http://loser.urbanup.com/4352256
137. (loser) (4↑, 118↓)
1 A person of low self esteem, commonly used as a scape goat, also a target for bullying. 2 a characteristic often given to someone u hate 3 to put a large "L" in your forehead in direction of a person ment in a mean or harmful manner

Marvin is a complete a total loser. Stop being a loser.

138. (loser) (7↑, 121↓)
Someone who spends their lives looking up useless crap on the internet. Spends all their time either gossiping, playing video games, going to the salon and creating drama for everyone else to deal with. A loser could actually very well might be the person reading this definition...nothing personal but it fits the above description right? The "looks up useless crap" part? Sorry...uncalled for. But basically a loser is just someone a lot of people dont want to be friends with.

Katie: "Hey, who's that girl over there? And why is she standing on her head" Amanda: "Idk, just some loser maybe. Let's go."

139. (Loser) (4↑, 118↓)
Someone who isn't liked in high school because they are beautiful, smart and envied by the "popular" girls. They Have Amazing looks and personality which the popular/cool girls hate so the popular/cool girls spread stuff about them so no one would like them. They will be the one's that will end up rich, Gorgeous, Smart with an extremely hot boyfriend after high school.

popular girl: OMG, i hate her soo much\! that Bitch\! She called me a Pimple face when i am so hot\! (Made up rumour) =O another popular girl: NO WAY\! GET OUT SHE DID NOT SAY THAT\! =O let's kill her\! Lets Tell EVERYONE NOW\! Some Girl: did u call that popular girl a "pimple face" Loser: No, why would i? its just plain mean, rude and unfair. some girl: she said u did. loser: WHAT?\!? i did not do that\!\! no way\! -- After a while.. More rumors --- Loser: OMG SHE IS SUCH A DUMB ASS popular girls find out popular girls Gang up to make her life horrible Popular girls & Guys: U UGLY BITCH, GET A LIFE, OMG UR SOO UGLY, AN UR INVISIBLE, NO ONE EVEN KNOWS U. a couple of more insults.. Loser: Crys, and then become's more into Extra circular activities and stops caring, becomes strong\! --------------------------------- After 10 Years: --------------------------------- Popular Girl(looks ugly, lonely and no friends): oH Hey, nice car an boyfriend\! =o Former Loser: "Thinks" oh right, the girl who called me a loser. Ignores Her.

140. (loser) (5↑, 119↓)
One who rather than chilling with friends, or enjoying a good time on the town, sits at home and watches specials on TLC, Lifetime, etc.

We invited Mikaela to hang out with us but I guess she was too busy watching TLC. What a loser.

Author: CherryPoppins http://loser.urbanup.com/3978317
141. (loser) (37↑, 151↓)
1. Someone who likes things that you and your friends don't like, and is not ashamed to admit it. 2. Someone who knows how to speak their own language, and therefore spells correctly and forms sentences that are actually comprehensible to other human beings, even on the internet. 3. Someone who doesn't pretend to be an idiot for the sake of being liked by genuine idiots. 4. Someone who laughs at whatever they think is funny without looking around to see if their friends are laughing first.

1. Idiot: Hey Steve, look at that guy - he's doing something that we don't do, and he didn't even pretend not to be doing it when he realised we were looking at him. What a loser. 2. Loser: So anyway once the hype wears off I think it'll be old news. Idiot: er wateva u fag ur gay y don't u get a lif lik seariusly. ima gon tak awayn shit (__***\<w\>\!\!\!\!\! 3. Idiot: Hey loser, I bet you're too much of a loser to drink this absynth and inject this heroin into your eyeballs and ride this shopping trolley down this hill into oncoming traffic. Loser: That's retarded. I'm not doing that. Idiot: I knew you wouldn't you loser. 4. Loser: Hahahahaha... didn't see that coming. Idiot 1: I can't believe he thought that was funny. Idiot 2: What a loser.

142. (Loser) (48↑, 162↓)
Someone that submits a definition for their name to urban dictionary.

Tom: "Oh dude check out Tom under the dictionary; I put that there\!" Tom's mother: "Wow. You are such a fucking loser."

Author: Guydudemanguy http://loser.urbanup.com/3703773
143. (Loser) (13↑, 127↓)
Anyone who still wears the bondage pants from Hot Topic

normal person: Why are you wearing those ugly, humongous, neon pants, creepy loser: They are soooo metal though

Author: meliciousmadison http://loser.urbanup.com/3694735
144. (Loser) (126↑, 240↓)
1. one who loses 2. anyone looking up the definition of the word 'loser' 3. You

get off line and go do something with your life, loser

Author: Var effing Sinler http://loser.urbanup.com/3583493
145. (Loser) (29↑, 143↓)
As you can see the word "Loser" has a variety of definitions in this site. Nevertheless there's always a way to satisfy the reader, by giving a precise yet comprehensive definition of the word. While doing extensive and tedios research on this word, I came to the simple understanding as stated below... "LOSER" 1: a person or thing that loses especially consistently 2: a person who is incompetent or unable to succeed; also : someone doomed to fail or disappoint. 3. a person, team, nation, that loses: 4. Informal. a person who has been convicted of a misdemeanor or, esp. a felony: a two-time loser. b. a person who has failed at a particular activity: a loser at marriage. c. someone or something that is marked by consistently or thoroughly bad quality, performance. 5. Slang. a misfit, esp. someone who has never or seldom been successful at a job, personal relationship. 6.One that fails to win. 7.One who takes loss in a specified way. 8.One that fails consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills. 9.An unexpectedly bad situation. Someone who habitually loses. Someone who knows not and knows not that he/she knows not. Emphatic forms are "real loser", "total loser", and "complete loser" (but not **"moby loser", which would be a contradiction in terms. And now, for a little ethnic taste as stated below.

Arabic: خاسِر Chinese (Simplified): 输者 Chinese (Traditional): 輸者 Czech: poražený, -á Danish: taber Dutch: verliezer Estonian: kaotaja Finnish: häviäjä French: perdant, *-ante German: der Verlierer Greek: χαμένος, ηττημένος Hungarian: vesztes Icelandic: sá sem tapar Indonesian: orang kalah Italian: perdente, sconfitto Japanese: 敗者 Korean: 패배자 Latvian: zaudētājs; paspēlētājs Lithuanian: pralaimėtojas Norwegian: taper Polish: (człowiek) pobity, *zwyciężony Portuguese (Brazil): perdedor Portuguese (Portugal): vencido Romanian: învins; cel care pierde Russian: проигравший Slovak: porazený, -á Slovenian: premaganec Spanish: perdedor Swedish: förlorare Turkish: mağlup, *kaybeden kimse Now to describe the Losers.

146. (loser) (2↑, 116↓)
ed rose

ed rose is a loser.

Author: ella thinks ed rose is a loser http://loser.urbanup.com/3301695
147. (loser) (1↑, 115↓)
Someone who stupidly CLOSES Microsoft Outlook instead of MINIMIZING it, right after someone emails them. Also known as an ass goblin.

Nick is a freakin' loser\!

148. (Loser) (50↑, 164↓)
anyone who is looking up this defintion

I am a loser for going on urbandictionary.com to look up the word loser.

149. (loser) (17↑, 131↓)
1.Someone who plays at least 5 hours a day on either a console or a computer for at least 5 days of the week. 2. Someone who owns a [gaming] chair(The ones with the speaker and cupholders)

"I don't see why they make games like Madden and GTA which cater to the vast majority of gamers out there. In fact, they don't even count as gamers, because there is a probability of their having a life outside the game. After all, I think we're highly superior to everyone who has a real life, job etc. - they don't have a sweet self-built setup in their mum's basement do they? They have JOBS lol\!\! How're you supposed to play if they have a job? I mean, then you're contributing to society and earning your keep, rather than leveling your ranger to level 200\!\! And they call me a loser\! Say that to my Sharulian's Flatbow\!\!\!"

150. (loser) (38↑, 152↓)
A person than can not win in anything they do. A person who pretends to be your friend and a friend of your wife when he has his own wife and little children but he steals your wife, car,dogs and your home and walks out on his own and never looks back.

I know this guy Pete Fox. He is such a loser he walked out on his own family and took someone elses. One day he will do the same thing to the guys wife he stole. This guy is what you call a loser,

151. (loser) (24↑, 138↓)
Somebody who does not meet others' standards. For example, some one may be considered a loser for having the following traits: 1. Living with parents, unable to support themselves 2. Unable to attract a partner 3.Has little to offer 4.Does not take care of themself People who do not catch on to life end up as losers. You do not need to be smart to support yourself, good looking to date, or special to make your interactions with others worth while. The lack of self - esteem plays a vital role in the loser psyche. You doubt yourself and people think you're lame, and when they think you're lame, you doubt yourself more. They do not present themselves well, and therefore may immediatly be spotted. Being a loser is a choice since all of their loser behaviors and thoughts can be modified. Though it is thought many losers are very intelligent, in fact they are not. The cannot succeed in life in general because of their own inability to solve simple problems.

The guy who dresses like a homeless guy and lives with his parents is a loser. Anyone else would realize it's unnatractive to wear ratty old clothes that don't fit. If that engineer would do anything besides go on the computer, he could date someone, but he's too much of a loser to realize 99.9% of people have developed multiple interests, unlike him, and that is how they relate to one - another.

152. (loser) (98↑, 212↓)
The dipshit who posted below this one, thinking he was clever by assuming his comment would be below the girl he was insulting.

Dick Munch thought he was not a loser, but proved himself a fucktard by fucking up his comment.

Author: leroy brownstein http://loser.urbanup.com/2289347
153. (Loser) (268↑, 382↓)
L oveable O pen minded S pecial E nthusiastic R omantic

im a loser who loves guys with a loser attitude

Author: Kirsten Massie http://loser.urbanup.com/1494138
154. (loser) (52↑, 166↓)
a real winner if they wanna be

im a wiener\!

155. (Loser) (5↑, 120↓)
If you are reading this your most probably a ''Loser'' and if your thinking of thumbing this down then your an even BIGGER ''Loser'' ....smh Just go and jerk off ''Loser'' lmaoooo.

Erwin: Errmm.. what are you doing on my computer\! Loser: ahh nothing pfff.. lol just thumbing down definitions on UrbanDictionary ..you? Erwin: Well ok don't be looking through my documents smarty pants haha...it's private *walks away- swingin hips* *Pff - fukin loser- Ahhh I need a cappuccino latte.....

156. (loser) (7↑, 122↓)
Someone who watches "Glee."

Guy: Hey, wanna hang out tonight? Girl: No, thanks. I'm gonna watch "Glee." Guy: Oh, I didn't know you were a loser. In that case, I never want to see you again. Bye.

Author: shamalamadingdongdingdongyo http://loser.urbanup.com/4936936
157. (loser) (59↑, 174↓)
a guy who is full of himself, thinks he's hotter than the friken sun, has an ago bigger than the sun, thinks he has rock hard abs, cybers and proposes to girls over the phone over a great distance even though they've never met. (ex. South Carolina and new Mexico.) thinks he charms every girl he knows, thinks he's so smart that he actually Uses the words from vocab class. in this area of south Carolina many people have come to calling these people aleks. In reference to a person we know. also these people are MAJOR posers

me: hey Alek\! Alek: OMIGOD I proposed to Brittany (spears) last night over the phone\! I met her on myspace\! She lives in new Mexico\! I think it's how charming I am and my dashing good looks and my genius-like smarts\! I took a picture of my rock hard abs and transflamederited her it\! Then I faked a picture of my wrists slashed to look emo\! He then continues to brag and be a fagtard loser.

158. (loser) (78↑, 193↓)
Someone who plays runescape.

Runescape Player: Yo no tengo amigos. Yo soy un loser.

159. (loser) (86↑, 201↓)
A complete fucking idiot who is a total failure with little or no good qualities.

I dumped my girlfriend because all my friends thought she was a loser.

Author: SOME FUCKING GUY http://loser.urbanup.com/1966470
160. (loser) (9↑, 124↓)
1.someone who has had no relationships or too many, 2.an invisible man or someone who stands out too much. 3. something idiots call people because they're too stupid to understand

1.mark's such a loser he's 23 never had a girlfriend...mark's such a loser he's a manwhore. 2. nancy's a non-entity loser...look at that freaky loser. 3. what's going on? She doesn't look well.. huh? um you LOSER

161. (Loser) (0↑, 117↓)
Someone who writes a defintion about their name on urban dictionary saying that they are awesome. They write that they are great so that they can feel better about their lonely pathetic lives.

Ashley: Somone who is awesome, feirce, beautiful, fantastic, and amazing. Um... if you have to write it down then you are most likely a loser...

Author: JoseCuervoGimpy http://loser.urbanup.com/5866009
162. (loser) (14↑, 131↓)
1.a loser is a stupid worthless bitch who only cares about theirself and has no means of life except to have sex with people they dont have any desire to date and getting drunk and missing school. they usually use people and then flake out when you need them or lie all the time. my advice to you is to stay away from these types of people.to put it in one word just say audra 2.a low-life with no future

people who think its ok to just move on to bigger better things and only come to you in times of need, but then just turn around and leave again are losers. OWNED\!

163. (LOSER) (100↑, 217↓)
An avid fan of the television series 'LOST'.

The LOSERs meet up every thursday to watch LOST and have in-depth discussions afterwards.

Author: feeeedyourhead http://loser.urbanup.com/2872278
164. (loser) (6↑, 123↓)
Ironically, it is used as a last resort by people who are losing (or have already lost) an argument.

Customer: "Can you please let me know if you are male or female and how old you are. I need to know im with someone who can keep my attention.. My last tutor was a nightmare." Tutor: "Then I will probably be a nightmare too." Customer: "its good to know u have great self confidence in your abilities.. Tutor: "Ditto." Customer: "loser"

Author: Jose Miguel Miura http://loser.urbanup.com/2797287
165. (loser) (142↑, 260↓)
Cool people envied by the 'popular' people

Look at the girl who's not going to that really cool party where all the girls where bras after starving themselves all week and grind with guys who prefer size 8s and are really shallow, she's such a loser.

166. (LOSER) (2↑, 121↓)
ANY ONE WHOSE LOOKED UP THE WORD LOSER IN URBAN DICTIONARY.COM

i AM A LOSER, I LOOKED IT UP\!

167. (Loser) (1↑, 120↓)
1.Someone with no idea\! 2.A person who cannot be seen as legitimate due to set models of society. 3.Someone from an older generation, who's ways are out of date or out of touch with a younger more untarnished mind. 4.A person who must allways put the wrong foot in the wrong shoe\! 5.What you get named by someone of an overinflated ego who cannot stand society\!

1."That photgraphy lecturer invited a girl half his age for sex in his darkroom-what a loser\!" 2."That man turns up to disco's half his age-what a loser" 3."That dude thinks you can create hollywood anywhere with a row of palm trees and a few planters in the front yard- what a loser\!" 4.That guy thinks that porno is an expression of free people of all walks of life & should be created by the most extreme circumstances , including the homeless- big time loser\!

Author: Beamerlicious http://loser.urbanup.com/5165038
168. (loser) (326↑, 445↓)
A douche bag who has a curfew at the age of 20, lives w/ his parents, works at a generic video store, has a broken car, gets beat up in front of his own house, gets offered food from bums, and has a desire to go out with druggie white girls who look to him as a paternal figure.

Brian Kurt Westphal

Author: Jim Cohlanza http://loser.urbanup.com/623975
169. (Loser) (0↑, 120↓)
A person not involved in marketing club; lacking any excitement and or plans in life.

John - Did Mary Join marketing club? Dave - No man.. she is such a loser\!

170. (Loser) (0↑, 120↓)
The person that is looking this word up because they think it's funny to be ignorant.

Hey you looked up the word loser\! guess what you are one\!

171. (Loser) (1↑, 121↓)
A subsect of soceity. 'Untermenschen' if you will. Most likely named Martin, will sit at their computer by the hour waiting for someone they have met online to speak to them via MSN. Frequent user of games such as World of Warcraft, and Dungeons and Dragons. Will speak to you in technical jargon that even they don't understand, although pretend to. Often refer to themselves as 'hip' or 'cool' and endlessly speak about the supposed 'wild parties' they were at during the weekend. This usually means that they have sat alone, crying and masturbating simultaneously. Glasses are an added must have. Possibly some whisps of pubic hair masquerading as a failed beard.

Hey Kim, do you want to hear about the latest World of Warcraft? No Martin, I don't. You're such a loser. Now please, leave the premises, or I'll have to take legal action. [nerd] [dork] [geek]

172. (Loser) (258↑, 378↓)
A "Loser" is someone who Isn't popular in society, usually in High School, Because they like Certain things that Aren't "cool", tend to have the Hindsight to know that no one outside of High school gives half a damn how far you can throw a football. People who are Emo try to claim they are "Losers" when in fact I see more of them nowadays than I do Jocks, It stops being nonconformist when it was marketted by MTV and Practically every male teen aside from Jocks and nerds Follow the fad. The role sort of shifts when you get out into the real world all the Jocks who were too busy focusing on Sports will more than likely come out of highs chool with no other skills than how to throw a foot ball which pretty much means exactly dick in the real world, where as the rest of us who payed attention go on to enjoy the rest of our life... honestly they should teach jocks how to say "do you want fries with that?" thats all they need to learn to be set.

Loser in High School and Over all Winner in life: Bill Gates

173. (loser) (4↑, 130↓)
Someone who spends their entire life trying to make themselves happy but never is.

See those homeless people on the streets? They aren't losers. A lot of them actually enjoy life despite their circumstances. The people who devote their lives to making a fortune and still aren't happy...those are the losers, my friend.

174. (Loser) (13↑, 213↓)
Someone who hasn't pursued their dream.

SAM: You're such a loser. ROSS: How am i a loser? SAM: 'Cause. I mean, look at me. I went to college, got a nice high salary job, a house, nice wife, cute kids. And look at you. Sill livin' at home with your mommy. ROSS: Wow. You are such a winner. Tell me, do you like your "high salary" job? SAM: Uhh... ROSS: You working their cause you want to work there, or are you working there just cause of the high salary? SAM: Uhh... ROSS: Do you know why i'm still living at home with my parents, you shit? SAM: No, why? ROSS: I know I've been living there for a long time, but I ain't just living there, man. I'm living there TRYIN' to pursue MY DREAM. Tryin' to pursue my dream 'cause I don't wanna end up LIKE YOU. SAM: Like me? ROSS: Yeah, like you. You do what SOCIETY wants you to do. I wanna do what I wanna do. You're the REAL loser, motherfucker\!\!\! Ross walks away with pride while Sam looks on with a pathetic look on his face. Source: HenryKrinkle619, san diego

Author: HenryKrinkle619 http://loser.urbanup.com/2762905
175. (Loser) (13↑, 213↓)
Someone who hasn't pursued their dream.

SAM: You're such a loser. ROSS: How am i a loser? SAM: 'Cause. I mean, look at me. I went to college, got a nice high salary job, a house, nice wife, cute kids. And look at you. Sill livin' at home with your mommy. ROSS: Wow. You are such a winner. Tell me, do you like your "high salary" job? SAM: Uhh... ROSS: You working their cause you want to work there, or are you working there just cause of the high salary? SAM: Uhh... ROSS: Do you know why i'm still living at home with my parents, you shit? SAM: No, why? ROSS: I know I've been living there for a long time, but I ain't just living there, man. I'm living there TRYIN' to pursue MY DREAM. Tryin' to pursue my dream 'cause I don't wanna end up LIKE YOU. SAM: Like me? ROSS: Yeah, like you. You do what SOCIETY wants you to do. I wanna do what I wanna do. You're the REAL loser, motherfucker\!\!\! Ross walks away with pride while Sam looks on with a pathetic look on his face.

Author: HenryKrinkle619 http://loser.urbanup.com/2761660
176. (loser) (13↑, 213↓)
Anyone who hasn't, or even tried to, pursue their dream.

SAM: You're such a loser. ROSS: How am i a loser? SAM: 'cause. I mean, look at me. I went to college for four years. Got a nice high salary job. My own house. Kids. And look at you. Sill livin' at home with your mommy. ROSS: Wow. You are such a winner. Tell me, do you like your "high salary" job? SAM: Uhh... ROSS: You working their cause you want to work there, or are you working there just cause of the high salary? SAM: Uhh... ROSS: Do you know why i'm still living at home with my parents, you shit? SAM: No, why? ROSS: I know I've been living there for a long time, but I ain't just living there, man. I'm living there TRYIN' to pursue MY DREAM. Tryin' to pursue my dream 'cause I don't wanna end up LIKE YOU. SAM: Like me? ROSS: Yeah, like you. You do what SOCIETY wants you to do. I wanna do what I wanna do. You're the REAL loser, motherfucker. Ross walks away with pride while Sam looks on with a pathetic look on his face.

Author: HenryKrinkle619 http://loser.urbanup.com/2761640
177. (loser) (30↑, 302↓)
One who spends an excessive amount of time dicking around on internet message boards and the like.

Damn, I just spent the last four hours on Urban Dictionary.com. What a freaking loser\!

178. (loser) (3↑, 277↓)
1. Someone who can't get a girl/guy. 2. Just someone who has no life.

Bob's life= school/sleep/eat 24/7 (wow...what a loser\!)

179. (Loser) (7↑, 281↓)
The guy whom you are cheating on your current boyfriend/husband/whatever with. One who you really know you shouldn't be with/hang out with, but you do anything for the attention he gives you.

Person 1: [On the Phone] Hey, what's up? What are you doing tonight? You want to chill? Person 2: Nah, I can't- I'm hanging out with Loser tonight. Person 1: Man, come on\! You be with that nigga all the time\! Person 2: No worries, I just gotta keep him around my chain.

180. (loser) (3↑, 280↓)
a word used to label someone who is unappealing to that person. two 'levels' of "losers" can be seen. can be and is often used by jocks/preps/popular/mainstream people to describe: quiet types, people who have trouble socially, bookworms, over-achievers, under-achievers, perky people, people of a lower socio-economic status, people who seem dumb, goths, depressives, punks, emo kids, gays, people who are not deemed physically attractive, people with mental disabilities...and basically anyone who does not look, walk, talk and act like one of "them". also observed within the mainstreamer's own social circle. can also be used by the subcultures or the so-called anti-mainstream hipsters to describe the mainstreamers, who they feel scorned by or superior to. these certain rebel elitists will also use the term to describe someone who: is a loner or does not feel accepted by any particular group, who lacks confidence, who is uncertain of their own identity ("[poser]"), someone with emotional problems...and just anyone who does not align with his/her narrow definition of cool and who the [hipster] feels is lower than them in the social ladder. not all are like this, but many are. so as you can see, even those who feel different and are deemed losers often do the same to someone else who might be even more different. society is a food chain where everyone preys on someone more vulnerable.

1. Jock: hey Goth kid you dress like a fag so you are a loser Goth: *silent glare* angry Goth (to his goth friends): jocks are such losers. 2. insecure Goth: that quiet kid who hangs out at the library is such a loser. Goth friend: yeah he's wierd and he is such a poser because he's a loner and he wears all stars.

Author: an observant loser http://loser.urbanup.com/2626073
181. (loser) (27↑, 304↓)
An insult popularized by (but not limited to) athletic achievers or [jocks] in North American secondary schools. In sports, to be a team that perpetually loses games is seen to be exhibiting an unskilled, unprofessional, unintelligent and lazy effort with solid reason to be ashamed of one's performance. A team that cannot win a single game gives permission to be ridiculed. Therefore, those persons who value sport and participate avidly in athletics use the term "Loser" to shame and ridicule those who they believe perpetually "lose" in the game of life. Particularly those who they see as having poor fashion sense, abnormal social skills, and are athletic and/or academic failures. The English word "Loser" means to "not win" or to "fail to win" therefore one who is called a loser is someone who is seen as someone who is not a winner.

"Did you see what that girl was wearing? Where those her Mom's shorts? I can't believe she actually came to gym class in those ugly things, there's no way I am going to pick her to play on our team in that outfit, what a loser\!" "You actually think that what someone wears to a basketball game matters? Who cares if I am wearing my Mom's gym shorts? All that matters is that we win this game, I don't want our team to leave here as total losers\!"

182. (Loser) (0↑, 278↓)
1.Lu-zer Anyone That Would Take The Time To Acually Search For The Definition Of "Loser" And Read This 2.The Detroit Red Wings

Your a loser.(not you)

183. (loser) (34↑, 314↓)
Supernaturals whom cannot feel a pain.

We should admire TRUE losers, they well awared their social status and live happily with this fact.

184. (loser) (8↑, 289↓)
n. (pronounced looser) 1: A loser I someone who is not very high up on the accepted social ladder. As there are multiple "social ladders" this appears to be a somewhat subjective term and, hence, is usually varied from clique to clique. 2: An outcast of social society. Often unable to hold a job or support himself. The person is only a loser however if it is his fault that his life is like that.

n1: "That guy is such a loser. You shouldn't hang with him." n2: "Joe got fired? Big surprise. He never came into work for a single day. Complete loser."

185. (loser) (5↑, 286↓)
See "Vestus", the infamous loser trying to pull off a stunt in the game World of Warcraft where he almost fooled everyone by 1) Engaging in cybersex with himself 2) Killing on of the persons in the cybersex act 3) Laughing at the killed person with the first person Then, straight after, having a GameMaster telling the world that he's a liar, see example.

Being a loser "I wouldn't exactly say that this is a very nice story, Vestus. However, I will say that I find it most disturbing that you own the very character you're persecuting, Taetra -- who you've also used to post in this thread, ironically to flame yourself. Too much free time?"

Author: Whitey Hoofie http://loser.urbanup.com/1884330
186. (Loser) (43↑, 324↓)
A person who isn't good enough to hang out with "cool kids" in high school. Losers usually don't realise that it's better to stop trying to fit in by "acting cool" and try to gain acceptance but REBEL, becoming an individual who rejects the "cool kids" and thinks right that they're the real desperate faggots. People who fail at life are not losers, they just don't really WANT to succeed (your life is in your own hands). The society isn't easy with that like it's any of their goddamn fucking business.

-Jeff is such a loser. -I know, right. -Look at him he's all loosery and junk. -Totally.

187. (loser) (14↑, 296↓)
1. Someone who has no life/friends/importance/presence.... etc. it is not "cool" to be a loser, don't try and excuse the fact that you are one. loser... 2. A name used affectionately among friends.

1. Man, look at that fried turd, I heard he jack's off to Sailormoon, what a loser. 2. -I hate you, stupid whore\! -Shut the hell up LOSER\! -*hug*

188. (loser) (13↑, 296↓)
In a [social] context, someone who accumulates a low number of points playing an undefined game with an inexact scoring system.

Make a lot of friends so you won't be a loser.

Author: Homer Sapiens http://loser.urbanup.com/2377163
189. (loser) (27↑, 310↓)
someone who can`t figure out how to achieve the goals the society demands to be classified as "normal" or "winner". Losers, like me, may be nice people, but they can be hard to get to know.

sucking at school, having few friends, being not so very social ae typical traits of the losers. It`s hard to be a loser, but u get to see the world from a different view. its fucking hard work to be a losers. if i ever become a non-loser, im gonna hire a lot of losers to the company i work at. it will be the revenge of the losers and everyone can be as they r. COME AS YOU ARE LALALALA.. i dont like people that tries to be perfect and has no edges. the only thing that keeps me from total loserness is that im fit, so im gonna thrash u if u tell me crap

190. (loser) (10↑, 295↓)
A type of harmless villain every "noteworthy" character defines himself against. Their constant misery makes losers sitting targets, useful practice for the life joys of an insect. This word is almost always used by women in relation to guys they don't need to have sex with. This gives them a respectable aura: after all, if they refuse a few, fucking many won't make them prostitutes (gosh, what a dreadful word that is for the simple act of "living your life"). In addition, hating losers is an indirect sign of "sanity", defined as a state of mind where every compromise is admissible as long as gains follow. This typical woman response is monkeyed by "winners", men whose greatest purpose in life is to have sex and gather "properties" (inanimate objects which he belives he owns). Their existence is about as complex as someone's wishing to defecate all day long. Apart of the derogatory usage, "losers" are unfortunate people born with deficient self-preservation instincts, yet needs no fewer than everyone else. This permanent struggle between disability and urges, coupled with the vicious environment in which they live, leads them into a bleak life of absolute misery, pain and humiliation.

1. He's so desperate chasing me... Who would date such LOSER? 2. He refused the scheme to quickly make ourselves rich\! Can you believe the COMPLETE LOSER he is? 3. Have you seen they touched him a bit? Can you believe he actually burst into tears the moment he was hit. What a loser, he DESERVED EVERY BIT OF THAT. (HOT GUY'S DESCRIPTION OF SAME EVENT): of course I've kicked him: I'm a strong person. 4. You catch a loser by looking at him: if he avoids direct eye contact, he's there for the kicks.

191. (loser) (9↑, 294↓)
1. A derogatory term. 2. A social group.

1. Hey you loser\! you just took my place\! 2. Come on, we're not that bad once you get to know us

Author: Branded for Life http://loser.urbanup.com/1325673
192. (loser) (5↑, 291↓)
Someone who pays thier own bills, works extremely hard to get through in life, has thier own apartment, can't afford to go out on weekends, and has no car for 2 months because the insurance company that they have payed into for ten years drops them after their first accident. YAY

The terrible people in the world who work every day to make a crappy little life for themselves and get screwed every which way they turn. "That Loser has no car, no money and can't even afford to buy herself one drink".

193. (loser) (8↑, 294↓)
word used to make fun of your friends, and your usually joking.

friend: hey your a loser other friend: yeah, i love you too friend: your a loser, and i mean it other friend: fine, screw you retard

Author: trousers face http://loser.urbanup.com/1569611
194. (loser) (10↑, 296↓)
Similar to dork and lame.

You have an iMac - loser.

195. (loser) (4↑, 291↓)
Acronym for Lack Of Sympathy Entering Relationships

Man, those cats at the projex are God-like losers.

196. (loser) (14↑, 301↓)
Anyone who uses the word "pwned" seriously. This extends to other words such as: "ha3xorz", "l337", and "teh", or "LEEEROY JENKINS\!\!\!1".

LOSERS (beware these people): Player1: u just got pwnt, bitrch\!\!\!1 Player2: fuk u bich Player1: i r teh 1337 ha3xorz Player2: l0l no Player1: ur a hore

Author: Not-so-Honest Abe http://loser.urbanup.com/1706414
197. (loser) (9↑, 297↓)
A person who cannot be cool with who he is. Not a [geek], because geeks flaunt their [geekdom].

At the high school graduation ceremony, a loser, to impress his geeky friends, paid off a guy to cheer while he was on stage.

198. (loser) (3↑, 291↓)
A loser soundes like loose-er so it can commonly be linked to a slut or hoe be cause they are loose-er than most girls and they don't mind being fucked in the face,ass, or pussy. they love to make love with fellow classmates or workers because they can then laugh at how small the person was or is or they can be amazed at the size of the person.

your mom is a loser because even i can get with that bitch

199. (loser) (2↑, 291↓)
a student who eats luch in the high school library

Person J: "Dude, tomorrow lets smuggle food into the library and stay there the entire lucnch period\!" Person A: "No, your such a loser\!"

200. (Loser) (11↑, 300↓)
Someone who calls into radio stations and requests or dedicates a song

Hi\! I'm a loser and would like to request "Have I Told You Lately" for my girlfriend Tammy.

201. (loser) (10↑, 299↓)
someone who continiously forgets where he put things and stuff.

he: "hon' you know where i put my umbrella" ? she: "oh, loser.."

Author: gerard struik http://loser.urbanup.com/1124457
202. (Loser) (7↑, 296↓)
Supposively the opposite of a [prep] however it is a synonym.

"Look at Eric... what a loser"

Author: IMTR_Captain http://loser.urbanup.com/911100
203. (loser) (6↑, 296↓)
1. The opposite of you 2. The opposite of winner

Wait a minute...if you is the opposite of loser and winner is the opposite of loser...you can do the math. Unless you're really a loser

204. (loser) (9↑, 299↓)
A person who spends lots of time on the internet looking up stupid words on urbandictionary.

That loser just looked up his own definition. What a loser.

205. (loser) (13↑, 305↓)
Your dad. Possibly your mom, too.

You: Hey dad, how did you meet mom? Loser: She was passed out in the back of a keg party. By the way, that's also how you were conceived. You: ...

206. (Loser) (10↑, 302↓)
The opposite of Winner. To \>not\< win.

You. You. You. You. YOU YOU FRIGGIN LOSER\!\!\!1

207. (loser) (12↑, 305↓)
someone who posts definitions of loser that describe how they aren't losers, even though they're losers.

loser:losers are smart,cool in their world, and don't care what other people think of them.

208. (loser) (13↑, 310↓)
what you are for looking up the word loser on urban dictionary...lol

you are a goddamn loser

209. (Loser) (43↑, 340↓)
Some one who is themself but are not cool and the people who are not loser are most likely posers

Cool Person:God You a loser Uncool kid: So.. your a fake

Author: Loser-Kid.cunt http://loser.urbanup.com/1456366
210. (Loser) (17↑, 314↓)
1. Someone who loses... a lot. 2. Someone who is a just plain wanna-be, who doesnt know what your talking about, and just laughs. 3. An annoying person. 4. A person known as Eddy. 5. The opposite of winner. See [winner] 6. Socially ranked on the bottom along with wanna-be people, posers, and enuchs.

1. Did you see that loser? He cost us every game this season\! 2. Hey, you know that wanna-be l33t person that tags along with us?.. yeah he is such a loser. 3. The loser in the back keeps making schreeching noises, damn bastard. 4. What a loser, he never wins. 5. Why wont that loser Eddy find his own friends, he keeps following us around and won't leave us alone\! 6. Yeah.. no one cares about the losers...

Author: ForeverBrainless http://loser.urbanup.com/1429512
211. (Loser) (43↑, 340↓)
Someone who looks up the word "Loser".

By looking up this word, you are qualified to be considered a loser.

212. (loser) (7↑, 310↓)
Someone who comes from a little known country and has no skills whatsoever. A loser never wins in sports, board games, or any kind of competition and you will never see their country competing in the world cup.

Everyone told julio he should go back to El salvador because he sucked at everything and was a loser.

213. (Loser) (19↑, 327↓)
Someone who has no life, friends, social skills or any substantial genitals. See [pheterson].

Pheterson is such a loser.

214. (loser) (25↑, 333↓)
There are two types of losers. All losers ARE rejects. 1. People rejected by society (often that socienty is preps or jocks). they are often punks or goths, and hang out with other punks or goths. They are frequently called a Loser by preppy bitches and jocky faggots. They have learn to accept the fact that rich people hate, and they dont care. When people say "your a loser\!" they say "yep\!". these types of losers often have many friends. 2. People with no friends, only friends from the internet, or friends from a "explore your graphing calculator" class. no one likes these people. everyone hates them. all they talk about is crap no one cares about. they will die cold and alone
215. (loser) (18↑, 332↓)
One who attends grad school. One who is unemployed. One who is supported by his wife. One who brings children into the world and actively seeks out unemployment. One who bashes the President. One who is a liberal. One who is an atheist. One who is a vegetarian. One whose mother runs his life. One who sits comfortably on the sidelines and bashes others who contribute to society.

Ricky is a loser and a graduate student.

216. (loser) (30↑, 445↓)
A loser is A Democrat.

Democrat(loser): Hay lets kill all [babies]\!\!\! and let [fags] marry\!\!\!hellooooo any other democrats out there. Person in distance: no Another person: There all in their mothers basements using welfare checks to buy the new edition of [World Of Warcraft].

Author: John Everyman http://loser.urbanup.com/2992480
Related: idiot, fag, nerd, gay, asshole, stupid, bitch, retard, lame, geek, dork, moron, douche, tool, poser, jerk, faggot, douchebag, dumbass, pussy, homo, noob, emo, annoying, dumb, freak, failure, ugly, ass, dick, whore, wannabe, fat, fail, pathetic, fool, cool, cunt, slut, fake
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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